O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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