You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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