yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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