so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
this boner is exhausting
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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