A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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