I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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