can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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