Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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