Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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