Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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