its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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