Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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