he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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