All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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