i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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