We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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