let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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