when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
farters have to be the big spoon...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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