Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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