is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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