Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
