Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
