I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We're too hungover to prance.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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