Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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