Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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