sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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