Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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