i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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