The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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