this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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