Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I forget how to act sober
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