Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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