hell yes lets make some ravioli
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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