Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Congratulations! We have a period
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