it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
operation harelip BJ is a go
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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