Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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