Where did you get a picture of my penis
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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