So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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