try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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