i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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