I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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