If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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