I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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