I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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