just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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