it wasn't lemon gatorade
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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