she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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