This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Farmville is her only friend.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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