Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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