If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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