Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm always down for nudity.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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